wingsofnight:

#okay#i’m finally gonna ask it#what the fuck are all those things in elizabeth’s office#like are we supposed to infer these are all gifts from random alien cultures as opposed to#pier one clearance sale finds that elizabeth inexplicably shipped to another galaxy#and if so who is leading all those missions where they return with cool art and trinkets instead of starting wars#like do you think the leaders of some of the other offworld teams are like#sheppard’s fucking team man#every time they go through the stargate it’s one disaster after another#man i went to twelve planets last month and the worst thing that happened was that this artisinal gourd vendor really ripped dave off#that gourd was definitely not worth twenty-three pegasus bucks i’ll tell you that#yeah all right it’s decorative but does weir’s office really NEED another decorative gourd?#fucking dave man that’s the last time we let him do the haggling#meanwhile rodney blew up a solar system and john mutated into a bug (via mylittleredgirl)

I feel like this is some version of laporcupina’s Major Lorne stories 😉