if you didn’t know that today is when-it-rains-it-snows‘s 94th birthday
now you know
tell her good job being old
Okay so if I am going to be such a goddamn deviant that I get flowers from my fucking ex and anonymous birthday wishes, surely I can get some people to volunteer to be flying monkeys for the day, and fly to where snarkness lives and bring her to where I live, because then I can be all TALL at her until she admits that I am a cute baby puppy that is not 94.
94 in tumblr years is like 6 months in RL which means like 5 weeks in puppy-time
Tumblr Exodus 