So if any of you know me personally, you know i am weak for 3 critters: birbs, sloths, and elephants. And I am Not Good at traditional video games, but I do love a good puzzler with unique graphics and a cooperation-and-compassion theme.
So if there was a game, right, where you were a Magical Birb, and you could save creatures that included elephants through the power of friendship, weather and cooperation, you would understand my excitement, correct?
BOOM. Meet Quench. You are that magical crane dude, and you have weather magic to help all these guys.
Lookit that elephant. That fuckin ZEBRA man. Aint these the cutest little low-poly shits you ever saw?
Wanna resurrect one of your babies? shoot that sumbitch full of lightening:
oh no, your tree is dead? Make it rain, magic birb
Your critters do not like fire
HOLY SHIT THAT’S A LOT OF FIRE
FREE THEM
This sand is in my fuckin way good thing i got some goddamn WIND
Here’s the deal, cats and kittens: their kickstarter only has 9 days as of 11 May 2016. And yall know how kickstarter works, if they don’t raise all their requested dollars, they get zero dollars. Here’s the good news, ‘Merican Elephant Enthusiasts: they’re in CANADA. This means your red-white-n-blue dollar goes farther, and you can secure a digital copy of the game for $12 tiny lil fuckin dollars. BUT ONLY IF THEY MEET THEIR KICKSTARTER GOAL
“cupcake, what the fuck do you want me to do about this??” I hear you cry. WELL:
share this post. Please. Sweet jesus, my piece of shit chromebook crashed THREE TIMES trying to make this post. Tumblr is a butt. Reblog. Don’t let my struggle be in vain.
Donate to the kickstarter.It only takes a few dollars to help, and if they don’t hit their funding goal no one gets cranebirb weathermagic.
Vote for them on steam. Check out that sweet sweet trailer and decide if you want to be able to steam this shit. Bet you do. aww yeah.
thank you for reading. i apologize for the profanity. I just have a lot of feelings about this game.
Hey, for all of you out there who are not after high stakes bang bang and love story more than action! CHeck this out
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