hansbekhart:

dornishjedi:

lareinecersei:

Okay. Headcanons of Bucky in Bucharest, coming from a Romanian:

• Wakes up at 5 every morning because the asshole neighbour from the third floor has a Dacia from the 1900 with an engine that takes 20 minutes to start
• On weekends, that same neighbour likes to drill holes in the walls from like 6 in the morning. Bucky hates life even more and he thought that was not possible. 
• Spent the entire Christmas Eve in complete silence and darkness to get rid of the organized gangs of kids going caroling
• Also the neighbors gossip about him because he didn’t want to receive the priest in his house  on Christmas Eve, and not even on Epiphany Eve 
• Had at least three fights with the 75 year old tanti Georgeta from the first floor because she keeps feeding the stray dogs that always bite him
• Tanti Georgeta spits on him and yells “ptui fir-ai al dracului sa fii” every time she sees him
• Had four doormats stolen from him, gave up and didn’t put another
• Can’t sleep because his next door neighbour always listens to manele at night
• Had to make new fake id papers twice after his wallet got stolen in the overcrowded bus
• Speaking of buses, tried to sit down one time, three old people yelled at him the entire trip about the young generation being thick skinned, was this close to tell them he’s actually older than them , had to get out two stations before his actual destination
• Woke up clutching the knife he has under his pillow every time Steaua scored and all the neighbourhood celebrated
• Eats  shawarma with everything (”cu de toate”) from Dristor 
• Can’t afford to buy more than six plums because fruit is expensive as hell in fancy markets from Bucharest. 

@hansbekhart has the “How to Brooklyn” series and this a start of a Bucharest counterpart.

I love this