Marvel: ANYONE CAN BE BAD! IT’S UNPREDICTABLE! YOUR HEROES CAN FAIL YOU! PEOPLE MEANT TO PROTECT CAN BE VILLAINS!
Women who has spent 30 minutes explaining to the cops that her mini skirt has nothing to do with her sexual consent: Really?
Black Mother whose unarmed child was shot in the back: I had no idea.
Woman taking the bus while wearing a burka who has just extracted herself out of a conversation about how it’s okay now, she can wear whatever she wants to fall into a ‘conversation’ about how all terrorists are immigrants: I’m shocked. Shocked.
Black Man driving a BMW who has just been pulled over for the 4th time in 3 months: To find gambling going on in this establishment.
White dudes: I KNOW! It’s totally made me rethink my world view! *whistles loudly as he walks alone at night and takes the shortcut through the dark alley so he can get home faster to read his new comic*.
Reblog b/c still relevant and also, this much sarcasm cannot be contained in a single post.
Fuck yes. My bae speaks wisely.
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