Boss: You were really hard on yourself. I mean, there’s a time for modesty and then there’s a time to admit you’re owning the thing.
Me: I mean, who rates themselves as outstanding on their self-assessment?
Boss: Men.
Me: Point taken. There’s my New Year’s Resolution.
Boss: *fist bumps*
May I have the self-confidence of a mediocre white man. (My work resolution every year.)
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