Folks, I am officially opening some dirt cheap commissions! I am hoping to move to Washington soon, and the only way I have to make extra money is in writing. If you’re interested at all, please read this post.
For one dollar, I will write you a small ficlet of 500 words, about anything you want. You want me to write about Grunkle Stan meeting Mickey Mouse? I will write that.
For five dollars, I will update any fic you want with a new chapter. It doesn’t even matter how long it’s been on hiatus. I will write the next chapter of it. You can even influence the direction of the fic and decide where it should go.
For ten dollars, I will write you a one shot of your very own, at least two thousand words. I will literally write anything you want. I have no limits. I will whore myself out for ten dollars.
For twenty dollars, I will write you your own multi-chapter fic about literally anything you want. You want to read about how the Paladin’s of Voltron would react to being Rickrolled? I will make a multi chapter fic out of that. I don’t care, I will write it.
I will write literally anything for more. Please these prices are dirt cheap, I really need the money (it doesn’t help that every week I find myself short on money for basic necessities like food). If you can’t commission, please reblog this post! It’ll help in more ways than you imagine.
Contact me here on tumblr or at oilux@yahoo.com for a commission!
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