i put it to you

mystrana:

girlbookwrm:

that if bucky’s first costume looks like this:

nice. blue. like, four straps.

and his second looks like this:

DAMN. black. more straps. like. at least eight straps.

 we can ignore Civil War:

just one strap. clearly an outlier and should not be counted.

But now this?

FUCK. SO BLUE. SO MANY STRAPS. I mean, LOOK AT THEM. Like. what is that? ten straps? Maybe more?

HOLD UP.

ALERT, ALERT. THE STRAPS ARE MIGRATING. I REPEAT. THE STRAPS ARE MIGRATING. THEY HAVE INFECTED HIS PANTS. *KLAXON SOUNDS*

That’s like, at least 13 straps. 

I’m just saying. If this continues as predicted, a few movies from now, we can expect Bucky to be wearing shit like this:

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Friend, I will happily take Bucky wearing that outfit, his chest barely covered by fur and his lace stockings peeking through. Excellent use of a lunch break.