allofthefeelings:

robbierreyes:

allofthefeelings:

intosnarkness:

allofthefeelings:

Bring me ALL the Jewish Marvel headcanons. Today we need them more than ever.

• Steve Rogers requests a Bar Mitsvah when he gets unfrozen, cause he missed his second one by sleeping through his 83rd year.
• Bucky Barnes was a member of the Bagel Bakers Local 338
• Sam Wilson sits Shiva for Riley
• Peggy Carter’s grave is filled so quickly by her friends and family that they don’t need gravediggers
• Tony Stark sometimes wonders if the Arc Reactor could be marketed to synagogues as a Ner Tamid
• Pepper Potts’ grandfather called her “Peppila”
• The first time Bruce Banner comes back from his transformation, he says the

  Shehecheyanu

• In Israel, people call Thor “Makebet” and he is known to get an inordinate number of Hanukkah party invites
• Natasha Romanoff can pull herself out of flashbacks by reciting the shema
• Clint Barton only goes to synagogue on Kol Nidre, and won’t let anyone go with him
• Nick Fury’s hebrew name is Niv Amichai, for his grandfather

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD

• Magneto says the shema when anything vaguely dangerous starts happening. It’s a habit. He recites it under his breathe more out of habit that anything else now, he’s suffered but at least he’s alive. He’s genuinely surprised when he watches Billy do the same thing years later.
• Tommy and Pietro compete to about can read

  haggadah passages the fastest so they can get to food sooner.

• Wanda uses her powers to show “animated” versions of the stories to the her and Pietro’s children every holiday.
• Kitty will get vegetarian options if they’re at a non kosher restaurant.
• Robbie Reyes worries for months about whether or not he’s able to step into a shule after becoming the Ghost Rider because he knows Gabe’s Bar Mitzvah is coming up (via @russianspacegeckosexparty )
• Elijah Bradley makes sure to light Yartzeit candles for his grandfather every year.

• Isaiah Bradley is extra proud to be going against Nazis, because he knows he embodies every last thing they hate, and that he will win.
• Kate Bishop had a super fancy Bat Mitzvah party, and no one realizes her favorite part of the whole day was receiving the silver wine glass handed down on her mother’s side.