digitaldiscipline:

thisnerdwithanotebook:

lorelei-lee:

bemusedlybespectacled:

distractionactivated:

pistachi0n:

hybridzizi:

from-porn-to-puppies:

hybridzizi:

comparativelysuperlative:

I never leave the house without my collection of magic items:

KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.

GLASSES— remove one disability.

WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.

PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.

SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.

BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality

PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.

COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.

PHONE-allows at-will instant communication with pre-selected willing sentient beings, as well as many other advanced functions at higher levels.

NOTEBOOK-stores finite number of memory spells (eg Invocation of Grocery Shopping) and the like and allows swift recording of quest discoveries. Must be used with PEN.

HAIR TIES–provides bonuses to Disguise and Perception. Can be combined with BOBBY PINS for additional bonuses.

MAKE UP – provides the possibility to become someone else.

LIGHTER – low-level fire magic item with a large number of charges.

TISSUES – remove status effects, improve stealth.

DOG – companion animal. provides protection and +charisma