artgroves:

…a weird predilection for being either topless or completely naked as often as possible seems to be some kind of universal J.B. Barnes thing – and Sam is honestly not prepared for this kind of porn in his kitchen at eight o’clock in the damn AM. (welcome to the club Sam, ugh, fuck you MCU Bucky, and you too 616 Bucky)

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for Except it Abide in the Vine by @spitandvinegar

Sorry if you’re sick of these yet, but– will there be any DVD outtakes with Rebel and Nick? Because that was GOLD.

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spitandvinegar:

FRIEND ARE THERE DVD EXTRAS FOR ALL OF MY DEAREST STEVE ROGERS/NICK FURY IMAGININGS?? ARE THERE EVER, WOW

(Some of these are exclusive to my precious AU Appalachian Steve, but many could apply to any Steve/Nick pairing across the multiverse, also this is OUTRAGEOUSLY LONG BECAUSE I GOT REALLY WORKED UP)

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includes some very thoughtfully handcrafted artisan organic small-batch jokes if I do say so myself so you should read it even if you are incredibly weirded out by the concept of Nick Fury/Steve Rogers, the homemade pickled watermelon rind of ships

Excuse me, but can u tell us more about Stella’s bucky? him being 4f and all, how did they meet? Were they a pair of ‘skinny sick brooklyn mooks with more rage than brawn’? do they end up having a nice life without any war after stella returns home. which steve did stella’s bucky get? did bucky wake up and see a male version of his very pregnant wife and have an asthma attack and this steve knew how to fix it because he too has asthma? oh god

spitandvinegar:

Hi there, friend! These are questions I can answer!

They actually met EXACTLY the way that Seg and Rebecca did: They were eight years old, Stella was in a fight, and Buck initially thought she was a boy because she had a buzz cut at the time. He waded into the battle and they were basically best friends from that point onward.

-They kissed for the first time when they were sixteen. It would have happened sooner, but Buck was terrified of ruining the friendship, so Stella had to smack some sense into him with her mouth.

-When they were seventeen Bucky was crossing the street at night and got hit by a drunk driver: his left arm had to be amputated above the elbow.

-They got married when they were eighteen, but waited until Bucky finished college to start trying for kids (Stella’s Bucky, Sweetpea and Padre are the three most highly educated of all of the Buckys and Steves in the Abide multiverse).

– Before the war Buck was a high school math teacher and was constantly fending off advances from awkward teenagers who think he’s tragically dreamy. After Stella got enormousified and went off to war Buck stayed home with the baby (a neighbor watched her during the day), and Stella managed to jump free of the Valkyrie before it crashed, because she had a family who needed her back home. Later on she went to work with Peggy at Shield, while Buck switched over to tutoring students at their house in Long Island so that he could stay at home with their four kids.

The idea of Bucky waking up and seeing a strange man in his bed spoke to me on such a deep level that I had to write it for you, so here it is, friend! Which Steve he ended up with should hopefully be obvious. 🙂

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