If someone should approach you and offer you everything that you want, things even that you did not know you were missing, laugh in their face and destroy them. Then find their home and destroy it, and their livelihood, and destroy it, and everything they valued, and destroy those too. Watch them burn.
If someone should have to offer these things to you, it is highly likely that they were withheld from you in the first place. And if the someone knew what you desire better than you did, they already had a poisonous potential to control you. Either their surveillance into your desires is dangerous, or such desires were contrived in you for their own use from the beginning.
If someone should approach you and offer you everything that you want, even things that you did not know you were missing, kill them where they stand and raze them to ashes. You do not want to know what they would have expected in return.
advice from a monster, on remaining human. (via betterbemeta)
the plum scene was designed to show us that this arm, this weapon, this part of bucky’s body he never asked for, never wanted, was sensitive enough to check fruit for ripeness, showing us in the process how much bucky felt in that arm. which means he felt a hell of a lot of pain.
Shield Tech makes high end, life sized sex dolls for public consumption.
Steve Rogers is a robotics engineer, one of the best… until Shield takes Steve’s designs and fires him.
The day Steve goes to try reason with Shield, a Bucky bot comes alive and happens upon Steve as he tries to escape.
So they run off together.
Tags: Explicit, Modern au, Robots/Androids, Post serum Steve, Beardy Steve, Crack fic, Humor, Canon Typical Action/Violence, BAMF Bucky Bot, Smut, Human/Robot Relationship, Top Steve, Bottom Bucky, Dirty Talk, Bad Pick up Lines.
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Excerpt:
“Uh,” Steve choked out. “Lemme call you back.” He hung up his call and watched in astonishment as an actual Bucky bot stalked across the lot towards him, eyes locked onto his.
Steve swallowed nervously, and looked the bot up and down as he approached. Who’d dressed him up in combat gear? And, honestly, he looked like he’d just been on a long hike through the nature reserve, all dishevelled and with a stray twig in his hair, and stains all over his clothes.
The bot stopped a couple paces away, and jerked his upper body forward, making Steve jump in alarm, but the bot was only doing a very dramatic hair toss, before fixing his eyes back on Steve and giving him a very deliberate wink.
Not Your Fucking Captain by Crave Art by Rohkeutta
Fic Rating: NC-17
Art Rating: G
Warnings: References to past dub-con/non-con, mention of past violence
Relationships: Steve/Bucky
Characters: Steve Rogers, Bucky
Word count: 9097
His suit had a captain’s insignia, Bucky noted, the stylised wing curved across his shoulder. That this corn-fed baby was even captaining a ship was laughable and Bucky had an irrational urge to protect him, and an equally strong urge to fuck the guy up a little, maybe make him cry.
Huh. He didn’t usually go for guys
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