roachpatrol:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

consolecadet:

shrikestrike:

moggiepillar:

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

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once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

@silentwalrus1 @galwednesday – I feel like this might be scents and sensibility Steve

linda3m:

McDonald’s underpays and mistreats their employees. The guy who owns Jimmy John’s is a trophy hunter. Whataburger and Chic-Fil-A are owned by religious zealots. They guy who owns Papa John’s is a bag of dicks in general.  And now in-And-Out Burger is contributing to the GOP.

Conservatives are forcing me to have healthier eating habits.

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ultrafacts:

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

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^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

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Yontama.

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a legacy

I’d just like to add that there is a ‘Santama’, whose name was ‘SUNtamatama’ (the capitalisation is not my own, it’s in the actual name). They were sent to Okayama prefecture for station-master training. The Okayama PR rep Mister/Ms Y, who was looking after SUNtamatama then refused to let go of the cat, saying something along the lines of, “This child is ours and I will not let them go, they will stay in Okayama”, and so SUNtamatama remained in Okayama.

This is SUNtamama below:

Source: https://mainichi.jp/graphs/20161017/hrc/00m/040/003000g/1

ほんまニャンでって言いたくなるわ。

@literaryreference mystery of santama solved; kidnapped by okayama PR bc too kawaii

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

ryannorth:

WHAT IF I MADE A HILARIOUS BUT INFORMATIVE BOOK THAT TEACHES ANYONE HOW TO REBUILD CIVILIZATION FROM SCRATCH, IN ANY PERIOD OF EARTH’S HISTORY?

THEN WHAT IF I LAUNCHED A KICKSTARTER WHERE YOU COULD GET THE BOOK, BUT ALSO GET AWESOME THINGS LIKE A TIME TRAVEL SURVIVAL BANDANA AND TEMPORAL TOURISM POSTCARDS FROM DIFFERENT PERIODS IN EARTH’S HISTORY, ALL FOR THE SAME PRICE AS YOU’D PAY FOR THE BOOK ALONE??

WELL I HAVE GOOD NEWS BECAUSE ALL THESE THINGS ARE REAL BECAUSE I JUST DID THEM!!!