anything that makes me laugh out loud gets reblogged

flowermotif:

thxnos:

civil war mcu: the world is devastated after the government wants the… like… 7 heroes to register. Death. Chaos. Madness.

“We can’t let them reveal our secret identities. It would be wrong.”

“We don’t have secret identities. You’ve been famous since 1943, I literally landed in the armor at a convention named after myself while surrounded by Iron Man themed dancers, Thor is just Thor, and everyone else’s identity was leaked by Natasha, thank you so much.”

“How will this affect the m—”

“Mmm?”

“I don’t know, there was a word on the tip of my tongue but I forgot it.”