competency kink – Tumblr Exodus

violent-darts:

nyininkalikela:

katerinasgranger:

ARE YOU FUCKKIINGGG KIDDING ME HE LITERALLY JUST STEPS IN FRONT OF THE CAR THAT IS ON FIRE AND COULD CRUSH HIS BODY AND NONCHALANTLY MOVES ASIDE LIKE ITS NOTHING I MEAN WHATS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND BUCKY LIKE OH IM GONNA WAIT TILL THE LAST SECOND TO MOVE BC I FEEL LIKE BEING THEATRICAL

things that are both attractive and terrifying: people who are SO SURE of where they are and where everything else is such that they can do shit like this with zero chance of being crushed by a flaming SUV.

The longer he watches it head on, the better idea he has of exactly how it’s going to land, and how likely he is to have to take additional steps to make sure Fury is Actually Dead after it comes to rest. (Especially since from that position he can see THROUGH the front windshield and thus can see what’s happening to Fury in the seat.)

softchalkcloud:

bobbimorses:

_{tales of suspense 100}

People forget Clint is an actual facts acrobat AND THAT IS A CRIME

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

tony walks into his living room one day to see clint on the couch eating cheetos “how did you even get in my house?!” “don’t worry,” natasha says “i let him in.” “hOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?”

clint is like “fuck off i just saved the tri-state area.” “i didn’t hear about anything happening to the tri state area” says tony. “yeah,” clint says “that’s because i do my goddamned job.”