Fave parts of Infinititty War

carrot-gallery:

  • thor and ant man slow dancing on that cruise ship
  • dr. strange shaving his head at the end
  • when peter literally tossed those two aliens into the sun
  • the guardians of the galaxy just fucking getting in their ship and leaving like 10 minutes into the movie
  • the wedding scene
  • loki and banner’s jewel heist subplot
  • seeing tony when the boulder rolled past that therapist’s office and we saw him thru the window for 2 seconds and then never again
  • shuri’s rap (some say 35 minutes was too long; those people are weak)
  • obviously the twist where the cast of always sunny came out of the storm drain and joined the big battle
  • taika waititi as himself playing mr. harrington’s husband
  • the flashback to MJ making that documentary about NYC’s youth homelessness epidemic (informative!)
  • jeff goldblum’s hover-shoes
  • that swordfight set to “bigmouth strikes again” by the smiths
  • cameo from NYC mayor Bill DeBlasio
  • M’Baku’s cheesecake-only cooking show after the credits