not usually my thing but this is gold

cornmouse:

sevensneakyfoxes:

cornmouse:

Holy shit CEvans was so fucking hammered for this Red Carpet event. I’m surprised he can even stand at this point tbh. Dum Dum’s all, “Woah, cap, woah.” And CEvans just takes another shot.

Okay someone write me an RPF where all the cast members use the “CEvans hugging scale” to figure out just how drunk Chris is at any given moment.

(”He got so shitfaced at the Nanny Diaries wrap party that he hugged Laura Linney for like, a solid four minutes,” Scarlett tells Renner. “It got really uncomfortable really fast.”

“Did I tell you about the non-consensual spooning he did with Sebastian that night in Atlanta after the jager bombs?” Anthony adds. “Kid looked like a trapped ferret ready to claw his way to safety, but was too polite to say anything. It was awesome.”)

Jamie Bell hears about the CEvans hugging scale a few months later when they all run into each other at a Golden Globes after party and discloses the night CEvans went ~method during the Snowpiercer shoot. Evans just clutched on to him and cried for hours over the babies, and how Edgar deserved better, and God, the babies, he’s so damned sorry about the babies.

Scarlett nods sagely and says, “He really likes kids.”

“Right, well, if I had to be on a shoot where Evans went method, why couldn’t it have been Losers?”

Scarlett just pats his shoulder and walks away.