And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.
Yeah, I can see why they wouldn’t just MAKE THIS MOVIE RIGHT DAMN NOW
Let’s start Monday with Wonder Woman, shall we?
“We have a saying, my people. ‘Don’t kill if you can wound, don’t wound if you can subdue, don’t subdue if you can pacify, and don’t raise your hand at all until you’ve first extended it.’” – Wonder Woman
Disney/Marvel: Despite every single one of our superhero movies making a gazillion dollars, including the one stolen by the CGI raccoon and talking tree, we are afraid to make a female-led superhero movie. Even though that superhero would be played by superstar Scarlett Johansson, who is already a fan-approved portrayer of the character.
Warner Bros./DC: Despite every single one of our superhero movies not made by Christopher Nolan turning out to be utter box office bombs, we are making a female-led superhero movie. Featuring an unknown non-American actress nobody has seen essay this iconic role except as a photograph.